MIKE THE COOL ONE is the coolest guy around. He is the lead singer in the All-American Surf-Rock band, The Beach Boys. MIKE THE COOL ONE wrote the 1988 song, Kokomo, the greatest Beach Boys song, along with milestone albums, "Still Cruzin", and "Summer in Paradise". But MIKE THE COOL ONE doesn’t just make old music. He also likes to Rap about Hot Bikini Babes with the Cool Kidz😎 MIKE THE COOL ONE is also very Patriotic for his Country, the US of A! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.
Person One:"0:35 MIKE THE COOL ONE SINGS!"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"
by Brian Wilson, Super Genius June 28, 2020
Get the MIKE THE COOL ONEmug. this word is used to emphasise the 'awesomeness' of something. in slang, 'hairy' means awesome, and 'zero cool' means awesome as well. so, 'hairy zero cool' means doubally awesome.
by Judson Rempel November 6, 2006
Get the hairy zero coolmug. Aka RCP. Someone who has enough confidence in his- or herself in order to not lie, not start shit, not create drama, and not be fake. Someone who realizes that things will happen and life will go on. Someone who won't fake being cool, because they already are, and don't need any friend, famile member, lover, and/or random creepy person to tell them.
L.K. is an awesome girl because she knows who she is and isn't going to take Joe's shit. She is a wicked Real Cool Person. (or: She's a wicked RCP.)
by JMcP October 5, 2007
Get the Real Cool Personmug. An army branch in Russia. Only the absolute Coolest Kids can join.
This is an inside joke but it probably won't get rejected because Urban Dictionary is shit lol
This is an inside joke but it probably won't get rejected because Urban Dictionary is shit lol
by ISwearImNotATroll July 7, 2021
Get the Cool Kids Clubmug. FWB1: That was hot what we just did. We're cool, right?
FWB2: Yeah.
*one week later*
No text, call, or snapchat.
FWB2: Yeah.
*one week later*
No text, call, or snapchat.
by RealGaysOfLA October 7, 2015
Get the we're cool, right?mug. Getting your "significant other" to cum all over your face(a good amount) and spreading said cum all over your face, thus, making a healing formula that purifies and clarifies the skin.
Girl to friend: Oh my gosh girl! Your skin is glowing!! Are you using a new facewash?
Friend to Girl: Yeah girl! I got my boyfriend to give me a cool whip mask last night! You should try it!
Friend to Girl: Yeah girl! I got my boyfriend to give me a cool whip mask last night! You should try it!
by yoseason February 26, 2009
Get the Cool Whip maskmug. 1. I always sleep on the cool side of the pillow.
2. The Cool Side of the Pillow just destroyed our entire defense as a scout in TF2.
2. The Cool Side of the Pillow just destroyed our entire defense as a scout in TF2.
by The Cool Side of the Pillow October 3, 2008
Get the The Cool Side of the Pillowmug.