Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.

Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

Cuck Jumping

When you enjoy the art of Cuckolding and morman jump humping. So you become the jump humper for your girl

Bro I called my boy Bryce over last night to get some cuck jumping action in

by Soggy_noodlez September 29, 2021

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet

Josh went and took another jump nap while his coworkers were busy

by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022

Jumped

1. Getting brutally hurt and attacked, typically by two or more persons at the same time.

Come help me, I’m getting jumped by Keisha, Mia, & Ava!

by anonymous October 11, 2024

cliff jumping

Something Natasha Romanoff did in endgame

"Natasha died because she went cliff jumping"

by gayweirdo_AshePugh September 2, 2021

Jump-off chick

The chick or side -hoe a dude goes to while running around town doing his thing...she may be his thing!

You know, she's been his jump-off chick since before he and his main girl married!

by Motomama January 25, 2021

Bootyhole Bungy Jumping

When you put a long rope of anal beads up ur ass. Then tie it to a fan and jump off the highest platform in your room.

Grandma: “Wtf are you doing?”

Your Fortnite loving ass: “Bootyhole bungy jumping, Grandma”

by Hello Kitty Titties October 25, 2019