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Grape fart

A type of fart that occurs when a small amount of gas, usually the size of a small seedless grape, passes through the ring meat. Typically grape farts are odorless, rare, and silent and require unique position of legs and ass cheeks to occur. Studies show to increase the frequency of grape farts, limit intake of gaseous foods. ie, beans, broccoli, meat.
While on the way to the beach in Kevin's new truck, Scott has an "up-to-no-good" smile.

Kevin: Hey Ass-clown.... What's your deal?

Scott: Nothing, I just farted

Kevin: AWWWWW MAN!!! Thats not right! This is my NEW RIDE!
(Kevin rolls down the windows)

Scott: Chill....its just a grape fart.

Kevin: Oh...ok
by Key-Lime February 15, 2010
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fart wad

A way to express disappointment in a friend. When expressing disappointment in an enemy you would use the harsher term dick wad
Don't be a fart wad, lend me the money.
by robin graves February 21, 2004
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fart arrow

bug up one's ass; sudden change of mind.
Sally had a fart arrow to try skydiving.
by azz77 December 17, 2010
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fart worthy

definition 1:
When someone is so attractive, that someone else declares they are worth having farts sucked out of their asshole.

definition 2:

When an actor/singer/artist is loved by a fan to the extent of having that fan find them "fart-worthy" despite their physical appearance.
example 1:
dude 1: "Dude, did you see Pam in that skin tight leopard outfit last night?"
dude 2: "Yeah dude, I saw her. She looked absolutely fart worthy last night."

example 2:
"Michelle told me she thinks Jay Z is fart worthy because she considers him the best rapper alive, but I think he looks like a camel."
by mytchiemitch October 10, 2009
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fart-burp

A vile smell worst than a fart but it comes out your mouth. Smells like a zombie crawled inside your mouth down towards your stomach. Then proceeded to raise all the vile smelling foods you have had in your life and then for 5 months you can't stop burping it.

Warning

Shellfsh can give you fart-burps. Will make you fail an exam and will inflict untold suffering on millions.
Alex ''hmm these oysters are okay''

Ban '' suggests that we collect the oysters and sea shell fish from the harbour
Alex '' I'll take a few back for my Dad as well...

5 hours later......

vomiting and food poisoning infects all three of us.

Two months later Ban ''My burp really stinks.''

Alex '' smells like a fart but its really a burp''
Ban'' a fart-burp''
by Colesy September 9, 2013
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Lindup fart

A fart originating from the depths of a peat bog. These ghastly smells repel good old men in a way that no one can fathom except people who know Lindup. The smells potency originates from a diet consisting mainly of peanut butter, energy bars and pineapple slices.
Oh! Thats horrible! Smells like a Lindup fart!
by Chester Seven August 25, 2010
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sexy fart

The fart of a pretty girl . Believe or sleep out, it is sexy. It is better if she had a fleshy butt, so the fart will sound beautiful. Now there was a girl with tight jeans and she was waiting hard crossing her legs. There was a teacher around, and even she heard that beautiful fart!
PRRRRRRRRR..
Now the reason she farted- She was chewing a gum and she wanted to blaw it out, but that missy blew out her asshole.
>>>>>I'm sorry. I farted.
>>>it is ok babe, it is a sexy fart.
by yehanfourty April 17, 2006
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