zombie tea party

a tea party at cafe after everyone has had a night of heavy drinking

zombie jesse- aaaarrrgggg... the beer

zombie harry- drink... coffe... feel... better...

zombie baxter- my coffe tastes like beer... this defintly is a zombie tea party

by undead hybusa January 8, 2008

bent tea turtle

a sex position where a man inserts his testicles into his woman partner's mouth while she lies down on her back and the male sticks his penis in between her breasts in a repetative motion.

a did a bent tea turtle on my girlfriend last night.

by the mash January 8, 2009

Bone apple tea

like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea like you're french or something.

Just made some chicken permission 😍😍😍 bone apple tea!

by YourVeryOwnCat January 18, 2017

tea and crumpet nigga

a common way to refer to a british person

" that tea n crumpet nigga sure loves those fishsticks."

by ak harry June 21, 2006

Iced Tea Assault

When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.

I ordered iced tea in Maine and they gave me this peach-tea crap. Once again, I find myself a victim of iced tea assault.

by Trilly May 2, 2006

reverse tea-bag

When you're having sex with a girls breasts, but you're facing her feet, and she's tossing your salad (eating your ass). Once you've reverse tea-bagged a girl, you never want to see her again. Trust me. (Commonly referred to as "RTB")

Girl-at-the-bar, "He looks like a nice guy. I bet he'd never reverse tea-bag me!"

Girl-at-the-bar's-friend, "No, he's probably just like Jason, Scotty and Zach. Those assholes."

by Stugots Jr. May 28, 2006

Tea Bag Queen

a female that places a man's ballbag or scroti into her mouth. Proper positioning requires she be on her back and mouth open, and the man squats over her mouth and "dips" the tea bag in and out. Can also be called a "TBQ" for short.

Yo there goes Kim the Tea Bag Queen.
Fo Sho Bro, one crazy Momma tbq'er!

by alex shirk December 14, 2008