zombie tea party

a tea party at cafe after everyone has had a night of heavy drinking
zombie jesse- aaaarrrgggg... the beer

zombie harry- drink... coffe... feel... better...

zombie baxter- my coffe tastes like beer... this defintly is a zombie tea party
by undead hybusa December 17, 2007
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bent tea turtle

a sex position where a man inserts his testicles into his woman partner's mouth while she lies down on her back and the male sticks his penis in between her breasts in a repetative motion.
a did a bent tea turtle on my girlfriend last night.
by the mash January 09, 2009
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Bone apple tea

like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea like you're french or something.
Just made some chicken permission 😍😍😍 bone apple tea!
by YourVeryOwnCat January 18, 2017
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tea and crumpet nigga

" that tea n crumpet nigga sure loves those fishsticks."
by ak harry March 15, 2005
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Iced Tea Assault

When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.
I ordered iced tea in Maine and they gave me this peach-tea crap. Once again, I find myself a victim of iced tea assault.
by Trilly April 20, 2006
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reverse tea-bag

When you're having sex with a girls breasts, but you're facing her feet, and she's tossing your salad (eating your ass). Once you've reverse tea-bagged a girl, you never want to see her again. Trust me. (Commonly referred to as "RTB")
Girl-at-the-bar, "He looks like a nice guy. I bet he'd never reverse tea-bag me!"

Girl-at-the-bar's-friend, "No, he's probably just like Jason, Scotty and Zach. Those assholes."
by Stugots Jr. May 24, 2006
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Russian Tea Bag

When one dips one's balls into vodka and has his partner lap up the precious liquor from his scrotum. Can also be performed with caviar or creamed haring. In Russia, it is traditional to take a shot of vodka after performing the Russian Tea Bag.
Al walked in on his mom giving his dad a Russian Tea Bag last night. He said that he can't get the picture of his mom licking his dad's caviar covered balls out of his head.
by papafatsax April 23, 2007
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