Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...
Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."
Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."
Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
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of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.
of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.
of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.
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a procedure intended to establish the quality, performance, or reliability of something, especially before it is taken into widespread use.
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Get the test failed mug.Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.
This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.
Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.
Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.
Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.
Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.
Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
by Freud's Evil Cousin June 8, 2024
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