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crumple test

When someone is dressed sexy and their clothing would look great, crumpled on your bedroom floor.
crumple
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verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:

Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test
by MJPII November 19, 2017
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The Haberman Test

When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.
No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.
by infjdesign December 29, 2018
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pierce test

A secondary Review of a friend’s potential dating partner by an unbiased source.
Hey did she pass the Pierce test?
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Spicy Sister Test

(noun): when you do something purposefully like a bish (because sometimes people just need to be put in their place) and then you tell your bf about it. His response determines if you have a future together.

This test is to be used in conjunction with and only after you have successfully completed the Bear Test.
"Hey Amanda, did Pastry ever pass his Spicy Sister Test?"

"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. I told him about how I sassed and stared down the short guy at work while I was wearing heels. The bf responded with, 'That's totally his own fault.' He did well and now I know he can handle this spicy sister."
by Aunt Bina March 31, 2014
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Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
by Praker September 25, 2017
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Test

Short for Testosterone, is the primary sex hormone and anabolic steroid in males. In humans, testosterone plays a key role in the development of male reproductive tissues such as testes and prostate, as well as promoting secondary sexual characteristics such as increased muscle and bone mass, and the growth of body hair.
Yo Gianni getting mad swole, he must be on that test
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