Hood King

Every neighborhood has one, they are not chosen but watched real carefully from friends, enemies, employers, and even Police departments; an individual who keeps up in illegal activity for a long period of time, who also been arrested and fingerprinted

The HOOD KING was doing wheelies on his dirt bike.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

hood-wash

To receive fellatio, or to get a blow-job.

Yo man I got the sickest hood-wash from this hottie last night

by M-tizzleZdizzle August 12, 2008

Hooding

Driving though the hood

I had to go hooding in order to get here.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

Hood Weeb

Parasite to the anime community. They consider themselves anime fans, but have usually not watched anime for more than 5-10 years and have spent most of that time watching a half dozen really long Shonen. If they did watch anime before, it is always Dragon Ball or Naruto. Actively avoid good shows if there's no English dub or it isn't on Crunchyroll or Netflix. Claims they are a fan of Japanese culture, but regularly complains about it. Would be a menace if they ever actually stepped foot in Japan and film themselves doing outlandish things for TikTok videos like dancing in a busy intersection or being loud on a subway. You commonly see them online shaming others for supporting anime studios directly by buying merchandise that isn't sold by Crunchyroll/Sony, complaining about fan service especially if the character is short and not morbidly obese, and downplaying the severity of mistranslations in various works, even if it was openly done maliciously. In real life, you may see them wearing a DBZ t-shirt to the gym. Adored by many of the worst people in the industry who benefit financially from anime being turned into a western cash cow like Marvel. Stereotyped as being African American, but not necessarily a requirement.

Hood Weeb: "This show is weird af yo, if you watch this for real you need to be locked up bro"
Normal anime fan: "Shut the f**k up and stay away from my hobbies hood weeb."

by Jerry-M September 6, 2025

Hood Clip

The hood clip is a video filmed from a usually bad camera which depicts people getting majorly injured or doing illegal activities in the hood.

Cool Guy: Bro, did you see that new hood clip on reddit? This black guy got cut in half by a snapped telephone pole wire! It was hilarious
Fat Cuck: You are sick in the head.

by robotniggasexgrapefruit April 7, 2022

Alabama hood Ornament

Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.

To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament

by anonymous May 8, 2021

Hood

Reference to doing Anal or Butt Stuff or the butt region in general

I was about to go to town on Jason’s hood before he had to go home

by Zachary Smith Aka Pølar January 23, 2023