Straight Heavy

When you're so drunk that you start seeing things clearly and the decisions you've made begin weighing down on you.

Sitting alone at a bar feelin' straight heavy.

by Skatelate121 December 11, 2016

Super Straight

a group of closeted cis fuckwits

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Super Straight

People that are so desperate for atention that they invented a way to call themselves transphobic without saying transphobic. The kind of people that burn snow to prove that it's a hoax.

-I am Super Straight, I only like real women.
-Wow that is so transphobic!
-Pretty cool, huh? Hey, wanna burn some suspicious looking snow?
-Right on!

by ZiggyStardustAndTheSpiders March 9, 2021

Straight jamming

To listen to a variety of personally liked music for a nonstop period of time.

We went straight jamming in the car this morning.

by RemaRema January 3, 2015

Super Straight

“Super straight” is a term for people who claim to only like cis people of the opposite gender. To put it plainly it’s a transphobic “sexuality” that is blowing up.

James: Yo did you hear about the super straights?
John: Yeah wtf

by bummholee March 9, 2021

Super straight

Transphobes that want to be oppressed

Person 1 : hew what’s your sexuality ?
Person 2: oh , I’m super straight—
Person 1: *bonk*

by Just me ,was taken March 21, 2021

straight to instant

Refers to a movie that didn't do well at the box office, or isn't very good. Modern version of "straight to video", as in netflix, instead of having to add it to your que, you can watch it on instant netflix immediately, thus showing its poor quality.

Oh man that movie was pretty bad, its a total "straight to instant"

by netflixuser November 27, 2009