Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet

I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.

by KtwotheY October 27, 2017

shootin' squirrels

A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.

Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.

by whenindoubtwritesomething November 26, 2017

tip squirrels

When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.

Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.

by Tip Squirrels December 5, 2017

Flying Squirrellll

The name of Emma Booth's fans. (Which is also known as Gothel in Once Upon A Time and Kate Willis in Glitch). It also can be "Emma's Warriors". But more popular is the first variant.

Proud to be the one of Flying Squirrelllls!
I'mmmaaaa FAKIN FLYING SQUIRRELLLL...!!!

by Liana Chet November 3, 2018

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

skinning squirrels

Secretly jacking off

Where you been?

Hiding out in the back room skinning squirrels.

by BeavisBeavis May 17, 2025