saturday night special

A slang term for an inexpensive, small-caliber revolver. Dave Kopel, Research Director at the Independence Institute, explains:

The “Saturday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase "Niggertown Saturday Night." The obvious implication of the phrase "Saturday night special" is that it is a gun used by "niggers" to shoot each other with during their wild Saturday nights. No one denies that the people disarmed by a "Saturday night special" ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.
Saturday Night Specials are preferred by the lower classes, therefore they must be dangerous.
by el Dietcrack February 03, 2005
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poopy cum special

Made popular by the internet flash movies known as the Barney Bunch. A poopy cum special involves eating shit mixed with cum. Pretty self explanatory.
That was the tastiest poopy cum special ever.
by the dooood guy March 27, 2008
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emergency room special

A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel clawed and chewed its' way out.
Franks' emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.
by benthere March 09, 2008
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Ellie's Special Water

Urine produced by a person named Ellie, almost always intended to be passed pff as a beverage of some sort to be consumed by somewhat slow boys named after crafty, wily mammals.
I was about to slam back a bottle of Honey Brown when Ellie warned me that it wasn't beer but a bottle of her Special Water
by BacardiWench June 06, 2003
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special happy no-no place

that oh so special place between every little boy and girls legs
" I told Father John to keeps his hands off of my special happy no-no place.
by liberty November 20, 2004
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banana cream special

The banana cream special can be performed either to one's partner or one's lonely self. The act is performed by cutting off the end of a banana (the non-stalk side), shoving this end into his/her/your orifice, and squeezing the mushy insides of the banana completely out of the peel. When the peel is quickly and forcefully extracted, all that remains in the hole is a moist clump of banana mush. It's up to the receiver when and how to remove it from said hole.
Dan: How'd your night go with that chick you brought home?
Brian: Ehhh...it started slow, but that mean banana cream special I gave her really capped off the night!
by SAdawgs October 31, 2009
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5 Finger Special

This is when you rip both of someone's arms off and put one in your ass, and another in someone else's ass, and give each other a high five.
Mick: Yo Ricky, let's 5 finger special Trott!
Ricky: Sounds good bra! Babies, babies!
They grab him by the arms and rip them off; Mick puts an arm in his ass, and Ricky puts an arm in his ass
Mick: High five bra!
Ricky: Sweet man! He just got pwned!
by bwnagemonster May 13, 2008
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