salty sandy screamer

A sandy screamer that uses salt mixed into the sand.

That salty sandy screamer hurt WAY worse than a regular sandy screamer.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

Salty

1.Something that contains large amounts of salt.
2.Someone who is pissed off.

The fries were to salty

by Qwery September 23, 2017

The Salty Clam

Put the oldest nastiest canned clams in ones ass, then proceed to eat it like a seafood buffet

I gave jerry the salty clam yesterday, too much shit in it.

by CedrickSparklesack August 7, 2025

Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...

Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019

Salty shore

When he or she digs a small hole in the sand at the beach and then proceeds to piss inconspicuously. after the piss is compelete slide your ass backwards through the sand while kicking sand into the hole when sliding.

ashley pulled a salty shore around a small family while no one has noticed.

by your mom :p May 15, 2018

Salty bib

When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.

How was your night?

Good, got a salty bib.
Fair doos.

by SplangFan September 29, 2018

Salty

Less commonly recognized as meaning "hot and bothered, in the mood, or horny"

The way you're looking at me is getting me so salty. Let's fuck.

by msimp November 5, 2017