When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.
by Fuckedous March 15, 2018

by Lousypirate July 27, 2022

In Paraguay is used to designate the hunger that is generated after smoking weed.
"Vare'a", a word in Guarani that means hunger, and stone that means being high.
"Vare'a", a word in Guarani that means hunger, and stone that means being high.
by choconubes December 29, 2019

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024

stones is equivalent to "awesomeness" or the "very best"
Generally used as a noun to describe the cream of the crop of any situation
Generally used as a noun to describe the cream of the crop of any situation
"Pocket Aces on the flop, I got stones. "
"Dude that chick over there is straight stones"
"Yo bro, Marky just won $10,000 in a poker match" Sean: "That's stones bro!"
"Dude that chick over there is straight stones"
"Yo bro, Marky just won $10,000 in a poker match" Sean: "That's stones bro!"
by 1942marky December 9, 2020

Is a sigma
by teh uhcwgv May 19, 2024

by mochibearuwu August 23, 2023
