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Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.
“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”
by Fuckedous March 15, 2018
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Putting Stones

Rockhounds definition of a golf ball. Also a typo for a pudding stone.
I keep finding putting stones, but no agates, petoskeys, or pudding stones
by Lousypirate July 27, 2022
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Vare'a stone

In Paraguay is used to designate the hunger that is generated after smoking weed.
"Vare'a", a word in Guarani that means hunger, and stone that means being high.
It gave me the vare'a stone that I wanna buy the entire McDonald's!
by choconubes December 29, 2019
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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stones

stones is equivalent to "awesomeness" or the "very best"
Generally used as a noun to describe the cream of the crop of any situation
"Pocket Aces on the flop, I got stones. "
"Dude that chick over there is straight stones"
"Yo bro, Marky just won $10,000 in a poker match" Sean: "That's stones bro!"
by 1942marky December 9, 2020
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Harry Stone

Is a sigma
Harry stone means that harry is the king of the lands
by teh uhcwgv May 19, 2024
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Stone Mansfield

a very sexy man, has too much rizz and gets an insatiable amount of play
"Stone mansfield spoke to me yesterday! hes so hot!"
by mochibearuwu August 23, 2023
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