Eric Roberts

A god amongst men. An actor who doesn’t know how to say NO to films, causing him to be the most prolific actor of the modern era and best known for his roles as The Master on Doctor Who and as the voice of a cat in some softcore gay porno. He’s also the stoner brother of Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts’s dad.

“I’m goddamn serious! Eric Roberts is the fucking man!” - Mickey Rourke

by Lynch/Fellini July 16, 2021

Michael Joseph Robert White

Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3

Me:Hey dad

Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father

by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021

Robert JR

Someone who likes to argue with Lee and Boris who also happens to be dead

“Robert JR has been shot out of a window 7 times”

by Transom February 21, 2024

Robert

Robert is a bot. He also calls everyone else a bot.

Oh my gosh, Robert is such a bot.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 9, 2020

Robert

Robert is the most gayest person you’ll ever meet in your life.

Gay definition: Robert

by Fbskwaaa January 26, 2020

Robert

A extrremely nice guy, a person who deserves the best of the best. the guy you want to kiss or want him to kiss you. the guy who youd never think you like, but above all the best friend you could ever have, even if yall cant be together, you hope someday you will. a guy who looks pat your mistakes and accepts you for who you are, the guy you wish could be your or the guy you wish to marry.

robert and i are such great friends, but i want something more from him

by Smoll_Potato November 12, 2018

Robert

best napoleon impersonator. best baked beans in england. love my family xoxo

"OH my! Its Robert! He makes the best baked beans in the whole of the united kingdom!"

by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024