J.Pulleezy

A joke that gets easily pulled over on a person.

If La-La got punked by Ashton Kutcher, La-La was punked by a J.Pulleezy!

by Herro Ra-Ra October 17, 2006

hold the purse strings

to be in control of finances, to be responsible for spending money

They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2011

Pulled a boner

Get sad and kill yourself.

*he will be missed*

Justin totally pulled a boner when he found out he sucked at his job.

by RocketMan1515 February 26, 2010

STINK PURSE

This is a word used to describe a dirty fanny or butt

Dude she had one nasty smelly stink purse on her!

by Rookdoggie August 5, 2008

Pulled Pork Sandwich

When you slather barbeque sauce on your penis and use it as lubricant while you have anal sex, then when you reach completion, ejaculate in between your partner's butt cheeks.

I had at least 3 bottles of barbeque sauce left after the cook out, good thing my girlfriend was up for a pulled pork sandwich.

by The Turd Nazi November 20, 2010

Pudsey

Another word meaning to take a shit (or 'poo').

Derived from the Cards Against Humanity playing card "Taking a shit in Pudsey bears eyehole"

I'm gonna go take a pudsey

by Willump December 28, 2014

silk purse

Silk Purse n. silk purs
1. A vacation destiny for the queer crowd.

2. A den of villainy and extreme drinking.

3. Game house that includes many activities such as: Hide the Hot Dog, Gatorade Down, and last but not least; Infamous Upper Tanker.

Check out that delicious homo stew at the silk purse.

by Mires January 12, 2004