Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

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Ayour Paper

The highest quality of paper and can't be found at any Wal-Mart. #TheGoodShit

Hey bro gimme some of dat ayour paper so I can rub it on my money to give it more value

by Rylee Willis and Summer Jamaso May 21, 2018

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write your paper

licking words around your pussy

I want to write your paper.

by beezuse August 07, 2017

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paper contractor

A person who has passed all the tests and earned a Contractor's license. Yet has never done any hands on work in construction and signs off the paperwork for the work crew.

At first I was a paper contractor. Then I started to work alongside my crew to have a hands on understanding of the finer details of this business.

by Douglas Linleaf September 18, 2022

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paper scarecrow

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.

person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away

by leidensallergictoavacados May 02, 2019

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