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Pump Fake

When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.
"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"
by ballaFred February 1, 2017
mugGet the Pump Fakemug.

Pump Hoe

A sophisticated hoe. They are people who take being a hoe to another level, so much that they pump up their body numbers day and night.
"Amanda is such a pump hoe."

"My grandmother loves Amanda"
by drier than the atacama June 5, 2024
mugGet the Pump Hoemug.

Dump N’ Pump

When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well
“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum
by wordington_thug June 5, 2024
mugGet the Dump N’ Pumpmug.

lil pump

he is a lil pump
by bobiskooler than you November 11, 2020
mugGet the lil pumpmug.

munson sump pump

a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.
Why is the grass dead by this window?

Ken was pulling a Munson sump pump again!
by The fun bunch May 8, 2018
mugGet the munson sump pumpmug.

Trump Pump

When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands
A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!

B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.
by Ted_Bunny March 14, 2024
mugGet the Trump Pumpmug.

Pump

the act of farting, or releasing built up stomach gasses through your anus. Pumping is sometimes used as a more savory term for the act because sensitive parents have an issue with the word 'fart', and deem 'pump' as less disgusting and more acceptable.
I really have to pump right now my my friends will smell it, and know that my pumps are stinky. I must hold my pump in
by TortontoTim May 28, 2021
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