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"free kittens" deal

Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.
A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.
by QuacksO March 4, 2015
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Celebrity Free Pass

It’s a deal between you and your lover that if one of y’all met a celebrity and had the chance to sleep with them you would and your lover or you cannot get angry because you had a Celebrity Free Pass.
Lover: You cheated on me!?

You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.

Lover: oh…ok then
by Kokichiis April 25, 2022
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free dog water

when your so trash, your even free.
"dude, bill is totally free dog water!"
by skipper42-69 January 20, 2021
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free blowjob day

Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.
Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.
by Yarster May 8, 2018
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charm-free zone

Any place -- town, neighborhood, company, department, or corner occupied by a few people -- which is boring, unpleasant, or both.
That neighborhood is safe, but it's a charm-free zone.

Nobody on the fourth floor of that dorm has any sense of humor; it's a charm-free zone.

When you get to the party, stay away from the corner nearest the fire place; it's a charm-free zone.
by Jiffer April 28, 2011
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Free City of Danzig

Some little weird historical footnote. If you're looking it up on Urban Dictionary you're pretty cool.
You're some Free City of Danzig kid
by Otto of Lombard December 1, 2021
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Free Draw 2

The sequel to Free Draw, developed by Reselim
Free Draw 2 is a ROBLOX game where you can draw anything you want in a server full of 15 other players!
Player 1: im gonna draw a penis in free draw 2
Player 2: don't get reported or you're gonna get banned
Player 1: you think i care about this game?
by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022
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