Matthew

A person that always wears a hoodie and a hat even in 40 degrees weather. Matthew also has infinite Riz.

Person 1: How is that person wearing a hoodie and a hat on a day like this?
Person 2: I know right?
Person 3: Oh, that's just Matthew.

by Ethan Dubs May 31, 2023

Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him

There goes Matthew delusional

by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023

Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him

There goes Matthew delusional

by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023

matthew

matthew is a name which we corelate to penis drink.

"i love some matthew in my mouth from time to time" says sean.

by psysean June 24, 2023

Matthew

A person who moans and is a masochist.

Man, ash is a matthew. He keeps moaning when his D&D character takes damage.

by cakefucker February 27, 2023

Matthew

fat-ass

hahahahaha imagine being a Matthew

by ponktree March 5, 2023

Matthew Beauchesne

A man usually called BIG MATT by everyone including his mother, even though he is not very big in size yet very dense. he only gets the lady's that have very erotic personality's, he uses them to make GIFs that go incredibly viral. keep BIG MATT away from your ladies, you may never see them again.

I wish i could be like Matthew Beauchesne and chill with baddies all day and night for cabbage.

by howlyprowly March 13, 2023