Dr Eggman makes an annoucement
"I've come to make an annoucement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a-"
by twitter.com June 16, 2019
; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
by Celestia_bunni December 10, 2021
by MeatWhistle724 September 19, 2021
"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
You don't have to be that worried about this simple situation, don't make a mountain out of a molehill.
by Nicolas Carmi June 05, 2013
"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"
by tuck_frump February 22, 2020
Made-up holiday from Youtuber, Prank Invasion. The video has Chris, (Prank Invasion), kissing moms with their children present
What up invaders! Today I'm here in Venice Beach for Mommy Make Out Day!
Yo, its mommy make out day gonna kiss that mom now.
Yo, its mommy make out day gonna kiss that mom now.
by MildlyAdequate May 25, 2017