michael molina

Michael Molina is slang for Mexican candy that is being sold by a Mexican.
Do you want to buy some Michael Molina?
by GumZie June 07, 2017
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michael hwang

Just the dumbest dude ever. He sucks at League of Legends and everything else in life. He just wants to be like Jason who is the awesomest guy ever. Jason is his idol, his king. Somewhere deep inside Michael Hwang is so jelly of Jason that he's peanut butter.
guy 1: dude what a loser he tries to be like Jason the sexiest man alive
guy 2: yeah that guy is totally a michael hwang.
by YOLOCHOLO February 12, 2014
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Al Michaels

a drinking game for the video game Madden

Rules:
You drink when you give up points
Touchdown - Half a beer
Field Goal - Third of a beer
Safety - Finish your drink
Defensive/Special Teams Touchdown - Chug a full beer
Playing Al Michaels is the only way to deal with Madden's commentary in his own game.
by Alex Q Jennings January 12, 2013
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Michael Gentile

The most amazing, influencial, and caring coach a team could ask for. He is not only a coach but also a father figure who has shown his team what it takes to lead and compete at an elite level. Also an amazing father and friend.
Brian: Mike do you need a pen?????
Mike: its okay i have a pen.

Brian: Mike you NEED a pen, i WILL get you a PEN!!!!
Mike: its OKAY Brian.

Brian: you're such a Michael Gentile.
by ilovechickennuggets69 April 02, 2020
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Michael Yonce

The reason I put this in is because putting a very common name with a very rare name can make a daring combination. I personally don't know any "Michael Yonces" but if you do, you must be a Chad. This person is has a rare name. There are only about 15+ people in the United States named "Michael Yonce" Now, because of such a rare name, the Michael Yonce is a absolute Chad. Michael Yonce is a somewhat good person, he always likes to flirt with women, and he can be brave sometimes too. He is that kind of guy that that can be funny, but also frustrating at times. He is strong, caring, and can always be there for you when your in a time of need. He has a giant cock, as all Chads do, but he is generally a small person in height. Michael Y. is generally a good friend to have.
Person 1: dude have you heard of this abouslute chad of a name?
Person 2: what is it
Person 1: Michael Yonce, daring, yes?
Person 2: sounds like a chad
by fx1171 September 14, 2019
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Michael Jevon

Who's that guy with the cool name?

Thats the Jev!

Who's the Jev...?

Michael Jevon!
by jam28 February 05, 2010
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Michael/Mike

Michael/Mike is the least manly and magnificent person you'll ever know.
by supersmarts October 08, 2020
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