Mario Syndrome

When a person has to 1 UP any story you tell, no matter if it's something big, small, celebratory, or traumatic.

You know that girl, Sarah? I swear she has Mario syndrome. I can't tell her a single thing without her sharing her own experience.

by anonymous June 3, 2023

mariofied

when you turn something into mario related stuff

I MARIOFIED YOUR DRAWING LOL

by howdoimakeanoriginalusernamepl June 16, 2023

Marcos

The person with a dick that matches the size of the distance between heaven and earth. Truly a spectacular individual.

Marcos is such a beast of a dude

by Dullahan100 June 21, 2023

Mario

A word to describe good food from Walmart in online slang.

mama cooked up the goods, don't sleep on marios Walmart method you can get yourself sh*t like this

by Minichin June 25, 2023

Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.

Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)

by anonymous June 29, 2023

marcos

silly little guy, will definitely be the best boyfriend you’ll ever find!!! people always get his name wrong though (ie marco, marcus), its kinda funny— though he’s funny on his own, he’s a very loveable man!!!

“look at that guy, he must be such a marcos”

by infinity on high July 7, 2023

Mario

A fat Italian plumber which kills turtles, shoves 100+ coins in his infinitely deep pockets, kidnaps Princess Peach and makes Boiled or Roasted Bowser for lunch every day

Wahoo! It's-a me! Mario!

by SUPPER MAYRO August 13, 2023