Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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Leo Jones

A great friend who makes everyone around them happier.
Drew: Man, that Leo Jones guy is pretty cool
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Pulling a jones

When someone complains about life in a sarcastic way as a cry for attention, even when their life is good
He's complaining how he can't afford a PS4 and a Macbook in the same month. Talk about pulling a jones, am I right!
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Pulling a jones

Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.
Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?

Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*
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Frankie Jones

Disgraced Gunner Frankie Jones made mad moves and dropped loose game on under 16’s

Goes by the life motto of “if her age is on the clock, she can get this cock”
Frankie Jones made mad loose game after the school run
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Hussy Jones

The greatest man ever born, the most beautiful specimen of man kind- muscles like no other. <3
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Gavin Jones

Gavin Jones is the sexiest man alive

Gavin also has big...

Gavin Jones is just a walking W
Have you seen Gavin Jones? He is the sexiest man I've ever seen.
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