A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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by Urboidaboi November 16, 2021
When someone complains about life in a sarcastic way as a cry for attention, even when their life is good
He's complaining how he can't afford a PS4 and a Macbook in the same month. Talk about pulling a jones, am I right!
by Tseug February 21, 2015
Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.
Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?
Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*
Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*
by Pickle riiiiick January 10, 2018
Disgraced Gunner Frankie Jones made mad moves and dropped loose game on under 16’s
Goes by the life motto of “if her age is on the clock, she can get this cock”
Goes by the life motto of “if her age is on the clock, she can get this cock”
by Sellers barmy army November 23, 2021
by Keepntabz September 07, 2022