John Spead

A man who got a girlfriend, but never fucks cuz he a cuck ass hoe and often watches other men with his girlfriend

Her: Hey baby, u dtf?
Him: No thank you. I must remain pure.
Her: Ok, I'm gonna chill with your friends then.
Him: Can I watch?
Her: You’re such a John Spead!!!

by Hugh Jass sr. October 10, 2021

john cunningham

A leopluredon, charlie! John is one of the most awesome, funny, guys you will ever meet. He's almost like a girl. He will listen to all your problems and share gossip too! He's very athletic and enjoys playing minecraft, lisening to dubstep, and most of all... being a leopluredon.

Girl: That guy is so funny!
Girl 2: YEP! He's definitely a John Cunningham!

by pseudonym925 November 8, 2013

wall john

a wall mounted uranial

be right back i got to use the wall john

by gomer83 May 31, 2007

Steve-John

1.A lude sexual act where a man has sex(doggie style most likely) with a female wearing a snorkel, with her head in the bowl of a toilet. This term can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or any combination of the three.

The man steve-johned that girl!
or Shut up before I steve-john you!

by The Steve John August 14, 2009

House of John

Discreet reference to taking a shit or otherwise needing to hit the shitter.

I’ll be about 15 minutes late. I need to driver something to the house of john.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

John Allen

A guy who plays way too much fortnite for his age and eats copious amounts of cosmic brownies.

"Did you see what level that guy was on fortnite? He's a total John Allen."

by johnnybrav14 October 27, 2020

Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.

Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!

by B-rellie August 6, 2011