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Nip-job

To recieve a lick on the nipple from a girl. Most often takes place between an intoxicated female and a dry male.
Also called a Horner.
A drunk male meets a girl and she comes up with a great idea of giving him and his friends nip-jobs.
by Pete Moss September 25, 2006
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Slug Job

The act of your significant other latching onto your face with his or her mouth and moving it around your face, creating a trail of saliva similar to one that a slug would make.
Brooke gave me a slug job last night; I think I'm in love.
by sofuckinghot November 15, 2010
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Paint Job

Vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. Some refer to this as receiving your "Red Wings". Called a Paint Job because it "paints" the male genitalia red with blood.
Girl on her period: I am going to give you a paint job.
Boy: Very good, I am going to have vaginal sex with you.
by paintingtherosesred December 9, 2011
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rim job

A rim job is an act by a sick... sick person.
a performance where one licks the dark outer ring of anothers anus hole.
Can also be used as a curse or used in "name calling"
Scenario 1
Person 1: I gave a rim job last night!.... what base is that?
Person 2: ... You sicken me.
Scenario 2
Person 1: hi, my name is Prudence, you guys are my best friends!
Person 2&3: SHUT UP RIM JOB!.... sodomiser.
by Damian Neate May 27, 2006
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snow job

when a gentleman finishes inside a young lady's (or another gentleman for that matter) mouth and she kisses him...and expels the gentleman's ejaculation into his mouth.

sick.
'she give good dome?'

'awesome. except for the snow job. i had to kill her.'
by john April 13, 2005
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Thankless Job

A bottom rung of society shit job, little pay, and you get no respect for doing it, but someone has to do it, and it sucks ass when it's you.
"Steve has such a shitty job as a garbage man."
"Yeah, it's a Thankless Job, but someones gotta do it, you know without garbage men and women we'd have trash buildup everywhere."
"Yeah, thats true......wanna go laugh at him since our jobs are better, and his is crap?"
"You know it."
by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015
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Stick Job

The breakage of a boner,(stiff one, woody, ect.), (rare occurance, but still happens).
When someone (either acitively or passively) bends/breaks their own or another person's wood.(stick job).
by 6p3n-1sl@nd9 November 4, 2010
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