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Jesus Junkie

An old school God-fearing person on crack. A person who gets so hopped up on church sermons that they reject anything that doesn't pay tribute to God in some way.

This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.

Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.
"Oh my God, did you see the new Star Trek?"

"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."

"Evil?"

"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."
by rhastings88 June 12, 2009
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jesus freak

A conceited, self righteous, homophobe who professes a
beyond natural love for some one they only know from
pretty stories at vacation bible school.
A bigot who believes all homosexuals will burn in hell even
though his love for Jesus borders on perverse sexual desires to pleasure his savior with an unnatural act.

An anti-gay closet homosexual religious fanatic who would drop to his knees and blow Jesus if he ever came back.
Bob: "Look at that Jesus Freak picketing the gay bar,I bet he's a closet homo!"
by jsd9632 October 24, 2011
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Jesus Freak

A born again Christian who lives their whole life completely for Jesus Christ who first died for us. A Jesus freak is not ashamed of their belief and love for God. God is number one in a Jesus freak's life. A Jesus freak is totally on fire for God and just wants to spread the love of Jesus Christ.

I am 16 years old and I am a TOTAL Jesus freak and not ashamed of it because Jesus has given me more than anyone else ever could.
I don't really care if you label me a Jesus freak...There ain't no disguising the truth!
by On_Fire_For_God September 7, 2008
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jesus on a stick

my answer to every question i am asked by an adult
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
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jesus marmol

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003
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Friends of Jesus

"Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus" (Convoy, CW McCall)
by Veloster April 12, 2007
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Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior from the Bible. He is the Redeemer, the one who suffered on the cross, died for us, and resurrected the third day to be on the Father’s right hand. He is the creator of the earth and the heavens.
“Jesus Christ is the Savior.”

“Jesus Christ is the Lord.”

“Jesus Christ is the King of Kings.”

”Jesus Christ is the Way to Salvation.”

”Jesus Christ is the Holy One of Israel.”

”Jesus Christ is the Redeemer of the World.”

”Jesus Christ is the Good Shepherd.”
by Xaonus November 19, 2020
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