by deez11 February 23, 2015
Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
by Hippo8Me August 31, 2010
by DonTeezy February 11, 2023
Jelly James is a horrid bird who will steal and eat your jelly. He is an absolute bitch who only cares about himself and jelly.
Don't eat aeroplane jelly outside. He will
come.…
Don't eat aeroplane jelly outside. He will
come.…
AAAAHHHHHH!!!! IT'S JELLY JAMES THE BITCH. RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
by bobnoodle May 31, 2018
Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.
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