flappy jack

When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off

"Did you get sex last night?"

"No, I just got a flappy jack."

by TheOneAndOnlyHippie December 8, 2014

jack spence

this little piggy went to market. this little piggy got roast beef. this little piggy went chasing alissa his lover who he may or may not have a chance.

person 1: oh do you see that pig over there
person 2: no mate thats my bruv jack spence
person 1: hes such a queen sometimes

by lottagotta November 4, 2019

tech-jacking

When someone hijacks your business meeting with more needless in-depth technical information than the audience can even begin to comprehend (or even need to know).

Thanks for tech-jacking my meeting today dude!!

by Pomama November 27, 2015

Jack-city

A city or town where theft is the most occurring crime

Damn everybody house got hit? I swear we in jack-city.

by Yahwehtheboyyy July 29, 2019

jack laundon

The hottest cutie in computer science class. I love the way he clacks his keyboard so subtley yes sexily. If i were to be bred by any other human i would want it to be jack laundon. they sexy bugger.

anon: I wick jack laundon would ram me for hours at a time

by Arfffiethecutie March 15, 2022

Cat Jacked

When somone else is slipping the D to your girl.

I’m pretty sure I’m getting cat jacked.

Rachel is a whore. I knew I was getting cat jacked.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Jack and Miley

An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. His quotes daaske you with amazement. He will always make you happy and will make you feel like you are invincible. Jack is always trustworthy and He is always the first person you will talk to about anything that's bothering you and He always sorts it out and makes the world seem alright; it doesn't matter how bad you are feeling he always cheers you up. He never fails to put a smile on your face. He will frustrate you when he says he isn't good enough because you know that it just isn't true and that he is just the best person ever. Jack is very good looking. His music taste is just incredible and he always knows how to lighten the mood. He is a kind, compassionate and caring person and even though he never sees that in himself he deserves to know that it is 100% true. He is just amazing. He also is sooooo good at football and spends most of his time texting Miley. Miley is a caring funny

They wanted to be a Jack and Miley

by Anonymous__09 November 4, 2020