I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

by Mazza King October 07, 2018

I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

"I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace."
Is part of a press conference. The conference was held on February 8th where President Joe Biden said this regarding cannabis legalisation at a federal level

Person 1: What are you smoking on tonight mr president?
Person 2: I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.

by Sukin duks of March 02, 2023

cocky ass kirubel ass spinach dark shit ass nigga

kirubel is muy gay

There is a cocky ass kirubel ass spinach dark shit ass nigga on my front lawn. Shoot I shoot him?

by osdjfiojerjo February 07, 2022

dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4

so when you just needa pee out of you wierner so you just kinda go dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhh uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhhd uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm aand uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green and purpkle and eli and and uhm and uhhhhhh and and 4dark black and orange and green d orange and green and purpkle and le and eli and and uhm

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by Tannon+Eli February 18, 2022

Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.

Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021

dark tea

Dark ass gossip; tea that you’ve never spilled about yourself

*2 am*

Henry: get ready for some dark tea
Taylor: dark tea?

Henry: no milk no sugar just straight facts

Taylor: ahhh I’m ready :)

by Notkk December 29, 2018

A dark turn

When the reciving side of the anal intercourse is enthusiastic, while the other is less so, as he inserts himself his dick goes slightly soft bends at an awkward angle.

Went to Jenny's yesterday, boy that took A dark turn.

by Al3xander64 March 27, 2015