Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.
I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025
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by sag bag 100 September 8, 2025
Get the Kill two birds with one stone mug.A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.
Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."
"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."
"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025
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by Txorromorro November 25, 2025
Get the I'll be with you girl Like being low Hey-hey-hey like being stoned mug.A phrase used when one tries to multitask, but does somthing so stupid that it ends up escalating all the situations into further chaos.
Anthony thought he could record a YouTube video of his brain surgery. He was holding his selfie stick as he was going under anesthesia. In the middle of his surgery, he dropped the selfie stick onto the doctor, causing the camera to break, and the doctor ended up slicing off part of his brian. Now he cant pronounce words with letter "w". He really decided to eat two birds and a stone with that one
by That boleyn girl January 3, 2026
Get the Eat two birds and a stone mug.When someone has consumed a large amount of high grade cannabis and they are feeling totally stoned out of their mind. This term means the person is severely stoned to the point they struggle to move or do anything which is described by the term “Stone Baked”.
Joe: yo bro did you see how fucked Jake was last night off that blue cheese
Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!
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by Angrykid1209 January 17, 2025
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