An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.
Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.
Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.
by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009
Get the clubbing baby sealsmug. The act of establishing a group of people and shoving Play-Doh molds into their anus' and pooping out shapes.
"hey is Mike coming to the park today?"
"no, he joined a Minnesota Pottery Club."
"ew dude thats nasty."
"no, he joined a Minnesota Pottery Club."
"ew dude thats nasty."
by draw"R"usskateboarder October 3, 2012
Get the Minnesota Pottery Clubmug. 3 dorks that I look up to
Members: Blake Richardson, Reece Bibby, and George Smith
They are immaculate
Members: Blake Richardson, Reece Bibby, and George Smith
They are immaculate
by Tellmewhereurhidingurvoodoodol May 9, 2020
Get the New Hope Clubmug. by norrisxsparkle December 13, 2021
Get the jane fan clubmug. The newer and more animated "Club Penguin."
But it doesn't give the old nostalgia and is ONLY on phones.
But it doesn't give the old nostalgia and is ONLY on phones.
by Xgeas April 3, 2017
Get the club penguin islandmug. A Social-Cultural organization at the University of California, San Diego dedicated to promoting Hawaiian/Polynesian culture and the Aloha Spirt in the greater San Diego area.
The organization was founded in 1989 by a group of Hawaiian students attending UCSD. It is non-exclusionary, and individuals of all backgrounds are encouraged to join.
The club’s official name is “ ‘Ohana O Aikāne,” which is Hawaiian for “family of friends.”
In addition to social events, the club is the university's premier Polynesian/Hawaiian traditional dance group, and offers free dance lessons, as well as putting on a large luau each spring.
The organization was founded in 1989 by a group of Hawaiian students attending UCSD. It is non-exclusionary, and individuals of all backgrounds are encouraged to join.
The club’s official name is “ ‘Ohana O Aikāne,” which is Hawaiian for “family of friends.”
In addition to social events, the club is the university's premier Polynesian/Hawaiian traditional dance group, and offers free dance lessons, as well as putting on a large luau each spring.
by UCSDHawaiiClub October 2, 2012
Get the UCSD Hawaii Clubmug. Similar to a concert resume, a strip club resume is a complete and comprehensive list of strip clubs one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow strip club goers. This resume lists the establishments, but is even more interesting when it includes names of dancers who caught one's attention or were exceptional at their craft.
My strip club resume so far has 5 clubs and more than 25 strippers listed. May it continue to prosper and grow till I am too poor, or too married, to go.
by suicune456 July 9, 2010
Get the Strip Club Resumemug.