I say this every time I suffer a hangover or regret some things I did/said the night before, but when I say this I'm a fuckin' liar lol.
Person 1: I'm never drinking again
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand
by UltimateDoge August 5, 2022
Get the I'm never drinking againmug. an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !
stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !
the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !
the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
by michael foolsley October 8, 2020
Get the i'm experiencin' some things !mug. Something Littles say when they don't want to be direct with how they feel.
Typically used for the word horny, and/or wanting Playtime.
Typically used for the word horny, and/or wanting Playtime.
by Kawaii.Dango December 10, 2015
Get the I'm all squirmy nowmug. The kind of thing you say when you are put into an awkward scenario and you don't know how to react.
Real life example of mine below:
Real life example of mine below:
Girl: "So we want to get weed for 5 people tonight" (proceeds to look at me)
Me: I mean, I'm not really into that kind of thing. I'm just happy to be here.
Me: I mean, I'm not really into that kind of thing. I'm just happy to be here.
by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022
Get the I'm just happy to be heremug. To take a suitcase full of controlled substances to one place with the intent to ingest said substances with a small intent to distribute.
Similar to a "bender" but with more sales.
Similar to a "bender" but with more sales.
Dude! I heard in Ohio the acid is $15/hit, the good weed goes at $20/g, and the opioid's go for a dollar a milligram man... Let's hit Detroit first, load up on the water front, and then I'm going Fear and Loathing on that bitch!
by Raoul Duke XIII July 13, 2012
Get the I'm going Fear and Loathingmug. A sentence from that big bad bosses video that only milffromohio followers (babies) would understand
by Catstamei October 26, 2022
Get the Hey ladies I'm sephymug. when you constantly feel like you're going to cry but you never do, and your heart feels heavy, and the world feels dark, and sometimes you try to distract yourself with other things, which helps but the feeling never truly goes away, and only lasts temporally, and you always end up going back to where you feel like you're mentally decaying.
by ChompCarrots September 21, 2022
Get the I'm so fucking depressedmug.