A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!
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Get the Stink Like a Horse mug.This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.
"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."
"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."
"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."
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Get the Chicago Horse Radish mug.Slang for wanting to do some ketamine. With Ketamine being horse tranquilizer, saying your horse is sick means you need it’s medicine.
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Get the My horse is sick mug.a sexual fetish in which someone inserts the handle of a whip in their anus, and deep throats a long cylindrical slab of pineapple. At this point, the "horse" attempts to inflict pleasurable pain upon their partner or partners while wildly thrashing around.
Co-worker: what happened last weekend, your face looks like a mess?
Me: my wife is surprisingly nimble in performing the hawaiian horse tail.
Me: my wife is surprisingly nimble in performing the hawaiian horse tail.
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Get the hawaiian horse tail mug.It means to get real, and be yourself. If you feel like your friend or loved one is putting on an act, you can tell them; no horse steroids required.
Todd: “Are you feeling ok?”
Stephanie: “Yeah, I’m fine”
Todd: “Stephanie, there’s no horse steroids required here”
Stephanie: “Ok, I’m sad that Roger broke up with me”
Stephanie: “Yeah, I’m fine”
Todd: “Stephanie, there’s no horse steroids required here”
Stephanie: “Ok, I’m sad that Roger broke up with me”
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