Google finger theorem

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.

When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.

by Bozotexano July 23, 2016

Google copyer

If someone calls you this, they think your the smartest, hottest person they have ever met. They are as smart as google.

You: “Wow your such a google copyer!”
Me: “Wow thanks!”

by Ava. August 31, 2021

Google Safari and Firefox

If you did not see these search engines at your school lab, what childhood have you had?

Google Safari and Firefox are superior to Microsoft Egde.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

google-ise

to look up something on google.

past tense - 'google-ised'

- 'whats the main ingredient in lipstick?'
- i don't know. you'll have to google-ise it'
- ewww, turns out its fish scales...

- 'did you know that one out of twenty people have a spare rib?'

- 'how the hell do know that?!'

- 'i google-ised it'

by JimberleyCotton May 1, 2009

google language fool

somebody who uses the google language tool to understand a conversation esp. on facebook

often that person will act like they actually understood what was said rather than say they used a translator

john: dont act like you understand this s***! you're one of them google language fools arent you

by Josepff May 26, 2011

Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018

Googled

Somebody who turned to the ol’ “use google” help answer. Got backlash in return.

Person A: Just use google.

Person B: Uh uh! You just got GOOGLED! nobody should say that.

by wachootle May 28, 2024