Google

Google is how I found this shit.

okay google,... oooookay gooooogle,... OOOKAY GOOGLE,... fuck you.

by MCDumbledore February 4, 2016

goofter

Man jam, cum

Man that bitch just swallowed my goofter

by spankell March 5, 2016

Google Alphabet

When you type each letter into Google one by one & see what the first result is. Some people post this onto Twitter.

Google Alphabet:
A is for Amazon,
B is for BBC News,
C is for Currys,
D is for Daily Mail,

by Autolectric April 2, 2016

Google

What everybody uses. I mean honestly how do you not know what this is. You probably found urban dictionary from google

I use google to find porn

by Eat my shorts m8 May 4, 2016

google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"

"Look up Google punch man, it's crazy!"

by Turbonanagan May 6, 2016

Google

A place where you can look up whatever the fuck you want in seconds.

Nerd:What do you look up for the project?
Jock: Nothing I just googled some porn.

by I'm A Nobody September 5, 2016

Google Widow

A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.

Gloria, the Google Widow, will probably come to the party without Tom. Again.

by fiddlehead July 23, 2016