by Therealstumblegoat November 17, 2023

Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat goat.
The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat goat.
by Salamski December 22, 2021

Yo dude, we were goat dabbing last night so hard with Tyler and Keaton! I had the biggest cumload too!
by fucking goat dabber January 11, 2017

When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.
by Consummate Hate September 7, 2021

Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
by South Host May 25, 2024

goat is ronaldo ,yes the portuguese one who does siuu and has oil money and asks everyone what color is your georgina
whos the goat of football?
by andy's nuts August 13, 2023
