jewish fingering

When someone is looking for money in a vending machine

Hey dude did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine

by Puddydestroyer February 25, 2014

Salad fingers

A man with incredibly long, skinny, disgusting fingers.

"Dang, Glenn is really such a salad fingers."
"Dude, you let him touch you? Gross!"

by picklegorl September 8, 2018

pussy fingers

When ones fingers become sticky and smell like the inside on a pussy.

"Oh damn, now i have pussy fingers"
"Whats that smell?" said Bob "Oh, thats pussy fingers" said adam.

by Adam7789 December 27, 2005

fast fingers

when a guy asks to finger you without actually saying it

fast fingers at school ?

by blbamrsuraly August 9, 2016

Finger Puppet

The act of sticking your finger in a girls vagina or butthole and using her as a finger puppet.

I would love to turn her into my finger puppet.

by MrGreenJeans024 May 3, 2011

finger kiss

THE ACT OF KISSING ONE'S FINGERS AND PRESSING THEM ON ANOTHER PERSON'S FACE (PREFERABLY LIPS). IT USUALLY SIGNIFIES A DESIRE TO BECOME FRIENDS...WITH BENEFITS.

SOME DUDE TRIED FINGER KISSING ME AT THE BILLS GAME YESTERDAY. I ALMOST BROKE HIS ARM OFF.

by SONUBIDOOBYDOO September 12, 2013

Uncle Fingers

An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.

Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.

Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.

Ted: Have you met Uncle Fingers working in accounts?

Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.

Ted: Serious?!

Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...

by iTal July 1, 2011