Ethan

a lil whore who is gay and nice at the same time

“man stop being a lil ethan”
“sorry man it’s not my fault i’m gay”
“you’re just so nice”

by lil big ho September 2, 2019

Ethan

A baddie
Very hot but slow as hell
Lazy
Funny

Cool kid: Have you met Ethan?

Loser: no who is Ethan

Cool kid: the realest og

by No it’s not November 30, 2021

ethan martinez

A fuck boy that got. His dick. Exposed on Instagram wit the username Markham exposed and cannot keep a girlfriend for more than two weeks

You know that nigga Ethan Martinez yea his dick red as fuck lmaoo

by Mkms exposed July 9, 2018

Eva and Ethan

Eva and Ethan
The worlds most powerful couple if you ever see a Ethan and Eva you best be jealous because they are together forever they just get each other and they are themselves around each other Eva is the smart brains of the relationship Ethan is the muscle and looks of the relation ship but they both light up a room when they enter. Everyone wants to be them.

Girl#1: Who's that...
Girl#2: Oh that's Eva and Ethan aren't they cute together.
Girl#1: OMG yea I wish jack and I were that cute.

by Eva<3<3 December 18, 2022

Ethan

Someone who gets up at 5 am to grind on gta 5 while his cool friends Marco and Hayden don’t have to do anything and get 2 mil for free.He also is extremely bad at the game and gets mad over being killed or troller he doesn’t like it when you ask for equal share in heist.Ethan the hilly billy N word caller redneck cousin fucking obese bitch.

1.Brooo u just pulled an Ethan

2.bruhhh stop being an Ethan

by Poopbuttttttt May 25, 2020

Ethan

friend that’s got a hot smile and can get mad super easily. Super hot, good mood most of the time, and jokes with you. Besides that he’s nicer in person than online but regardlesss kinda mean smh. He can get political, or just shitpost. he helps you with work and gets shipped with you by like everyone.

is that ethan??

Yeah hes so hot but sometimes annoying

by Yourmom1010101 November 3, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a big girl, often cries in bed after getting crushed by superior BJJ practitioners. Has been heard several times screaming “I wish I was as good looking as Charlie”

“I got tapped out 22 times in 5 minutes I’m such an Ethan”

by Savlon645 November 23, 2021