Facebook Duck Hunting

This is a way to send a message to those stupid retarded girls who make duck faces in all of their pictures on facebook.

Step 1) Find a picture of a girl making a duck face
Step 2) Post a comment saying "*BANG*"
Step 3) Await reaction and/or retaliation

Dude 1: *BANG*
Duck face girl: Wtf it that supposed to mean!?!
Dude 1: Facebook Duck Hunting BITCH!!!! NOW DIE!!!!
Duck face girl: WTF!?! CRAZY! *unfriend*
Dude 1: Finally rid of her. 1 down, 99 to go!

Facebook Duck Hunting by Duck Hunter Jim February 5, 2012

Mud duck

Mildly derogatory term for a person who is from Minnesota.

Ever since home prices in The Cities started skyrocketing, we got an influx of insufferable citiot mud ducks in Western Wisconsin. You can't even watch a Packer game at the bar anymore without some mud duck chanting skol in the background.

Mud duck by Ollie Churpuzzi March 20, 2020

lord love a duck 

1. an exclaimation uttered when nothing else will fit... often used when stunned or dismayed.

2.a saying written in magic disappearing blowpen to make Neffy suck the ink up in a fit of laughter.

"Lord love a duck... that alien just gone and blew up our truck."

"You slept with my BROTHER? Well Lord love a duck..."

"Bite me big time? Well Lord love a duck!!"

lord love a duck by Neffy August 21, 2003

sick duck 

another way to say suck dick

Chris, "I got Tiffany to sick duck"

Mars, "Damn fool! You are so dyslectic! How was it?"

sick duck by trece October 13, 2008

Gooey Duck 

The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)

1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!

Gooey Duck by killer jr October 23, 2008

lame duck 

an elected official whose term in office has not yet expired, but who has not been re-elected

Since he lost the last election, Senator Blowhard will be a lame duck until his opponent is sworn in.

lame duck by Silverhill September 8, 2005

rutty duck 

When one if finished with fucking a poopy asshole he chooses not to clean off his penis, instead he puts his poop covered dick back into his pants for the rest of the day.

Dude i justed fucked sharmayne in the ass.

Dude i can smell ur rutty duck from here, clean it up

rutty duck by dfgdfg October 18, 2007