A very sexy beast who supports ipswich town and likes to shag Bayli Flack behind Portman Road stadium. He has a 15 inch cock and has a girl called Kacie Smith who is obsessed with him.
by KKKshagger69 March 23, 2022
by Slobster February 07, 2018
Your crotch
by Thedeltingdonno March 15, 2016
The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.
by the killing man June 25, 2024
A guy with blonde pubes and a huuuuge personality. Dan enjoys fortnite and long walks to the local primary school. Dan Fraser is often used to describe someone who tells everyone about someone’s personal life.
by alice is a retard November 01, 2021
The most real, loyal, honest love to exist. The real "ride or die" couple. When things go left, they love even harder. They know how to calm each others insecurities and make one another know what true love really feels like. They are the epitome of what twin flame connections are. They have always and will always find each other. Their love is unmatched and even though it seems impossible, the connection and dedication between them will only become stronger. Just wait 12/22/2020 an unbreakable and unstoppable union will begin...
by Pineappleismysafeword November 04, 2020
Dan the can
by Dan the can December 23, 2023