National arch your back day 

June 1st , walk around with your back arched like some flat girls at school. Because it’s what you guys are best at archin dat shit

“Hey it’s national arch your back day act like the thots !”

National arch your back day by Hotjalapeño May 21, 2019

National Good Person Day 

January 26. This day is the day where no one can be considered a bitch. It’s a great day of insults.

Say whatever you want on January 26 because it’s National Good Person Day

National Good Person Day by heyb October 19, 2019

National Kiss a boy day 

25th October is national kiss a boy day,a girl can kiss whoever they want(boy)or hold his hand

Boy:Hey! Today is 25th October witch means today is National Kiss a boy day!! I hope a girl will kiss me!!

National Kiss a boy day by Princess Gummy October 24, 2019

National Throw Sophia Day 

So just grab sophia on October 31st and throw her!

Yo, are you participating in national throw sophia day?

National Throw Sophia Day by Groovygirl October 29, 2019

National Ethan Williams day 

National Ethan Williams day is a day we celebrate the birth of our second child of god Ethan Williams the day is November 25th. In this day we normally shower Ethan in gifts and ravioli because that shits fire, we celebrate Ethan Williams because he is one of the smartest, funniest, big dickest and must attractive man Of our generation. And he also heir to the thrown of England and Ethiopia (his own country) here’s a quote from this fine young man “ if it flys it’s floats” many great philosopher talk about Ethan Williams and how he single handily took down all of the nazi and became a hero of the Jews. So each year grab your ravioli and money and give it all to Ethan Williams have a wonderful national Ethan Williams day

On national Ethan Williams day I became broke

National Ethan Williams day by The second son of god November 12, 2019

National plug day 

National plug day is a day to honour all of our pharmacists without licenses, helping us get through boring times and stressful situations.

Damn Where the fu*k is the plug at, good thing todays national plug day

National plug day by soutng March 26, 2020

national taken day 

you will tell your girlfriend/boyfriend how much you love them hang out with him/her if you can and just spend time together and if your single its ok cuz im also single but making something for taken people have a good day.........ohhhh and ask out your crush or tell them you have feelings for them ;)

you: "i love you baby and happy national taken day baby"

them: awwwwwww thank youuuuuu :)

national taken day by kimmmmmmmm:) October 4, 2020