goats on crack

Old stoner drugies with no life, goats on crack.

Some old many hanging out behind a drug store sniffing crack.

by Boris Yeltson October 2, 2003

crack juice

Rockstar, specifically in the orange can, but also any of the other Red Bull type drinks used to get through the work day. See cubicle speed

Melinda: God, I wish I had some crack juice today!

Nate: I know, they were completely out at the store last night!

by tking6565 June 8, 2007

crack pipe

my most prized posession

gotta peice(crack pipe)?
of course

by robijuli420 November 4, 2011

cracked off

1.Broken off, usually accompanied by an audible cracking
2.Broken down or badly worn; dilapidated
3.cut off from a necessity or frivolous want
4.completely shut off from all human contact; isolated.
5.completely unable to function; disfunctional
6.violently killed, usually involving breaking of limbs.
7.past tense of crack off.

5.This site's cracked off!it keeps telling me some bullsh*t about how there are too many blank spaces in my example or how the example has to contain at least 20 words or some sh*t like that! You'd better exept this sh*t!

by Gavis July 29, 2006

crack monster

ham and cheese sandwich

J' voudre un croque monsieur, s'il vous plait.
*translation-I would like a crack monster, please.

by beckkkkaanddcatttttttttt January 28, 2008

wit crack

Spell for laughter. (command)

"Who the fuck fuck fuck do you want want want want!?!" Such is an example of wit crack.

by phili 000 February 8, 2010

Crack Attacked

When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.

Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.

by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010