Fire crotch

When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.

Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.

by Tri-sarah Topless June 07, 2021

Crotched

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.

Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.

by raisindisliker June 17, 2018

Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

by The Sugar Queen February 07, 2009

Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 19, 2018

Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy

I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.

by 518cargirl May 10, 2021

Charcoal crotch

Any person with brown pubes.

If I'm a firecrotch, you're a charcoal crotch.

by Stupenzos October 06, 2013

curtain crotch

When you pull baggy shorts up too high and the fabric over your crotch drapes like curtains.

"Did you see how far Steph Curry pulled his shorts up?"

"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."

crotch curtains

by iamamazing125 March 14, 2016