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annie bro

I was gonna date brad but I saw him leave with an annie bro
by Neilfatrickharris January 19, 2023
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bro-adjacent

Having the qualities and mannerisms of a bro, while not reaching the social status needed for bro-dom.

See:

Kyle, lover of monster drinks and punching holes in walls.
Trevor, seemingly a textbook bro could not afford a bro-dozer; only owning a S-10, was therefore demoted to bro-adjacent.
by Bro-sectional December 8, 2022
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stro bro

A fan of the Houston Astros baseball team, especially a really really hard core fan
Jim is a true stro bro - he never misses a game.

Even though Bob is 1000% straight, he's such a stro bro that he has a crush on King Tuck.
by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge December 15, 2022
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No thanks bro

An act of declining
When the presidence daughter says she want wants some over time with you

-No thanks bro-
by Mangolandzs April 10, 2023
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Smesh Bros

A legendary duo consisting two friends and UFC fighters, Khamzat Chimaev and Darren Till.

The Smesh Bros are known for having an unbreakable bromance. They have a goofy and childish personality, yet they are capable of destroying anybody who is not experienced in mixed martial arts.

Even if you are experienced in mixed martial arts, there’s nothing that’ll stop these two brothers from accomplishing their one and only goal: Smesh.
“Hey, look! It’s the Smesh Bros! They’re doing doughnuts in the parking lot! Haha crazy stuff.”

“What? Smesh Bros? What the hell are you talking about?”

“You know, the two dudes from the UFC!”

“No, I don’t even watch UFC. Is it like WWE?”

“No, dude. It’s nothing like the WWE. Don’t compare real fighters in the UFC to some middle-aged men in costumes.”

“Whatever, man. WWE is actually a LOT better than you’re making it sound.”
by garmfield June 15, 2022
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bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.
"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."
by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022
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Linux Bro

A Linux user who breaks down if anything uses over 1Mb of RAM. To them, everything is bloat, their preferred programs are objectively the best, and you suck at computers.

Often found in forums or other social apps ranting about how you should be using vim.
Person 1: “Network manager is bloat, also Ubuntu bad”
Person 2: “Yeah ok, Linux bro.
by SooshMeow December 14, 2021
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