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Bacon

British rhyming slang for sex offender.

Bacon bonce = Nonce.

Gets shortened to Bacon.

(Nonce - Acronym of Not Of Normal Criminal Element)

A common word used as an informal banter amongst UK prison officers.
Look at that dude eyeing up that young girl. Dirty bacon!!

Stay away from the guy at number 5. He's a bacon.

Banter - 'Alright Del, you old bacon! Long time no see!'
by Sidders.02 March 26, 2021
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flabby bacon

When bacon becomes so fat it wobbles
by MarkFlann642 October 10, 2017
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The Bacon Syndrome

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.
Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.
by Alkemu April 5, 2019
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slimy bacon

When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle
She gave me such a slimy bacon last night
by Dicksoncider February 9, 2017
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bacon toast

a piece of toast usually enjoyed with lots of bacon.
Bob: you want some bacon toast

Fred: What's that?

Bob: its a piece of toast with bacon
by Da-Devil March 5, 2014
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It's bacon

Have you been to the new restaurant down the street? It's bacon!
by Bacon Good September 29, 2022
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Cereal Bacon Flakes

A fictional cereal based around the well-known character from Roblox called "Bacon Hair".
Noob: I thought Cereal Bacon Flakes were in this game

Bacon: No, sadly they aren't :C
by me oh meee October 13, 2023
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