whack me off, buddy

whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.

Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!

by USAF Cadet August 8, 2021

Buddy's Cum Lake

Edge yourself multiple times per day, for atleast 6 months, slapping your balls full force afterwards each time. When you finally allow yourself to climax, do it into a large pit (atleast 10M/30M/30M (D/W/L)). Then place multiple fish into your personal Cum Sea. The PH level of your aged Teste Tea will cause these poor creatures to mutate into mighty beasts. The animals spawned from your Milky Ocean will trump those found anywhere else in the world, and will be Certified Freaks, obeying all your Aquatic Sexual Whims. Strong probability they will look like Buddy.

One of the Fish in Buddy's Cum Lake looked just like Buddy! You already kno I had to mash that thangs box!

by Creepy Fish Finger(very scary) January 25, 2022

Double wide nutty buddy

An obese person(s) in an orgy/gangbang

“Man Trisha was wild last night! Definitely our new double wide nutty buddy.”

by Mutton Chop Mysteries August 1, 2019

i got you, buddy

When you're in trouble and your boyfriend saves you by shooting your enemy

"I got you, buddy!"

by Pidge My Smol Child June 29, 2018

Weird Buddy, Your Weird

it's literally in the god damn name. it means your weird. Weird Buddy, You're Weird.

A Dude: I had sex with a guy last night
You: Weird Buddy, Your Weird

by Halotornado54 April 25, 2022

off my buddy list

To be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. Usually after pissing someone off by a)Breaking up with them. b)Telling a lie. c)Raping their first born. or d)Sellimg their kidneys to Mexicans on eBay.

Being told this is like having your balls shoved into a jet engine and listening to Angelina Jolie talk about race relations in southern Australia.

The insult of choice for Colombian militants and Russian Mafioso...

Mr.Lowe:"You did WHAT to Timmy while I was at the movies!?"
Jared:"I greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. Then fucked him."
Mr.Lowe:"OH YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST!"
Jared:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

by Fliggagoo December 28, 2005

national drinking buddies day

august 9th is the day where you find a drinking buddy and have a sesh.

i cant wait for august 9th, it’s national drinking buddies day!

by sesher2021 August 3, 2021