Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

Rail boated

3 levels beyond drunk.

Francis: Yo Kevin, you seen Mel? she's shit the bed and fingered the cat.
Kevin: yeah man, she's rail boated

by Rsm Demba ba December 31, 2014

Gravy-boating

The act of putting a Yorkshire pudding over a person's face and pouring gravy over it. Northern English equivalent to water-boarding.

Shortly after the gravy-boating he divulged every detail.

by _Realdefinitions_ July 24, 2020

Steam Boat Billy

The exact moment when a player pays attention and blows your mind with excitement that causes you to explode

You did it! The Steam Boat Billy we wanted from you daddy

by MikoChe3ks September 18, 2022

Queer boating

Acting queer when you’re not actually queer in social situation.

Wow did you see Charlie’s queer boating that guy for a free drink.

by Sexyrexy April 15, 2023

lusianna steam boat

When you put something hot inside a girls vagina or anal cavity and steam starts to come out

Dude my girlfriend and I were experimenting so we tried the Lusianna steam boat

by Brandon Mann February 9, 2014

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 9, 2017