Baked Beans

The term "baked beans" refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one's lover.

"What are you in the mood for tonight, Honey?"

"Baked beans! Yes, definitely -- baked beans!"

by Poopie Girl January 21, 2009

Bean Burrito

A Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol

by Kennedy Half Dolla April 2, 2022

Bean bagged

When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.

Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?

by Acka123 January 24, 2020

Bean Packer

Someone at the canned bean factory who counts and packs beans.

Fernando; Hey Pedro Congratulations i heard your a Bean Packer
Pedro; Yea its pretty sweet man
Fernando; Do you Like It ????
Pedro; Its better than my last job as a horse jerker
Fernando; You should come back to the track
Pedro; no man I get free beans
Fernando;Do you guys have refried beans too.
Pedro; Yes but thats not my job thats Carlo's job
Fernando; Why?
Pedro; He can only count to tres

by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022

Bean clock

A clock made out of beans, what did you expect?

"Yo, I just got a bean clock today!"
"Dude what the fuck"

by PositiveNegative297 August 23, 2021

The law of Bean

The universal rule that Sean Bean can never be allowed to live throughout the entirety of any television program or movie in which he stars. For every show/film in which he survives, one of his fellow actors dies in real life.

"Dude, did you hear about (insert actor name here)?"

"Yeah, how'd he/she die?"

"Their director broke the law of Bean"

"What? That's insane!"

by Lord of the DANCE July 3, 2014

grow bean

A absolute Twat

Your mum is a grow bean

by Roz the slug May 7, 2018