Ham Suxley

a homosexual male who excels in school yet struggles to grow an inch or get taller.

see that loser over there... that's Ham Suxley

by sichael mummers June 5, 2019

ham twins

Ham twins are the ass cheeks of a thicc woman. Its slang for the term booty or ass. It can be confusing to use in a sentence sometimes.

Damn, Kim got some nice ham twins.

Look at her sexy ham twins!

by Midget__Moto June 6, 2019

Mary ham

Satan himself, fucking sexist bitch who killed Poppy gloria and take over Pewdiepie's channel

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

WHO KILLED POPPY GLORIA, AND IS FUCKING BITCH
-Mary ham!
ANNOYING AND UGLY AND BORING IS SHE
-Mary ham!

by Randompersonfrominternet June 6, 2019

ham nugget

A fun nick name for a nugget that is full of ham

Hey! did you see that Ahmed/Ahmad guy? he's a total ham nugget!

by Hamuham June 7, 2019

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 9, 2019

Ham

Home and masturbate

Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.

Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.

by ColJack June 14, 2019

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019