Appalachian American

A redneck, hillbilly, or southerner with more than one gun and a 6-pack of beer.

Redneck: WHART duh yoo jush call may?
Northerner: A hillbilly.
Redneck: Naw hold on a serkind, wee lak ta be called, "Appalachian Americans".

by Longo_2_Guns July 11, 2009

American Eagle

Anyone associated with this store is either a) stuck up asshole b) girls who follow trends too easily c) a combination of both, and whom also can't think for themselves.

Prep may mean something else, but we needed a word to group all of those kinds of people. Prep worked.

prep: i shop at american eagle, i can be fashionable while saving a great deal of money.

other: awesome, you're also a bitch. fuck you.

by Jon February 1, 2005

Ignorant American

An american that thinks they know everything and can solve all of the problems. Basically they're an American democrat. European democrats are a completly different story, but American democrats tend to blame EVERYTHING negative happening on George Bush. Even though the president has little power nowadays when the legislative branch disagrees with them (which our legislative branch does because they're mostly democrats), they still think he is the cause for all problems, causing his approval rating to be at its record low. They are ignorant because they believe what Obama is saying, when he says things like "see what bush has done to wallstreet" when in fact he didnt, because he cant do things like that unless the democratic ruled congress agrees with him. so really he should be saying "see what democrats are doing to wallstreet". Not ALL American democrats are ignorant, but the vast vast vast majority of them are.

Bush: Lets fix wallstreet my way

Congress (dem. ruled): No, we will fix it our way

*congress attempts to fix it and fails miserably*

obama: See what bush has done! Vote for me! I'm black!

Ignorant Americans: Im voting for the black liar!

*McCain dies moments later at the age of 412*

by idontgotsaname420 January 14, 2009

American Eagle

wheaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! People are making fun the store I shot at! Wheaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! WHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Boo-freakin-hoo! American Eagle isn't that bad of a store with occasional sales and prices. They just need to turn down the damn techno.

by KylePac69 October 1, 2005

ugly american

the ugly american is homer atkins a true american hero with an ugly face and ugly hands and an ugly wife but of a peace corp type heart ( read the book!!)..would that all americans were ugly americans like him then we could be proud of ourselves..."pretty americans" are the beaurocratic plague of the earth a shame and a pox.. :-)

read the book the ugly american... he, homer atkins was a volunteer salt of the earth peasant lover who worked in the dirt.

by enok August 7, 2004

African American

An African American is essentially a black person. Us white folk are expected to call them African American or we are racist. Many African Americans hate being called African Americans, but if a white person calls them black, they go all "wtf your a fucking racist you honkey" on them. As do the other white people. So, if your black, go ahead and keep calling yourself "black" "nigga" and "negro", but if your white you'd better not call them any of those things, because you are going to be called a racist. So be a good little honkey crackka and call those self-proclaimed niggas, white-proclaimed African-Americans, African Americans.

White Person: HEY!!! wazzup my black buddy!

Black Person(cross out) African American: DAMN YOU FUCKING HONKEY TONKEY CRACKKA RACIST!! You betta be callin' me & my nigga's African Americans ya hearrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

Later...

African American: Did you see that Crackka? He called me Black!! Nigga, I dunno how we even live in this white society. Damn boi! I get fucking harrassed by dem Honkeys every fucking day!! If I wazz white I would get A's instead of F's cuz Mizz Fucking José is such a racist too all us niggas! I bet they dont have to do no work!

Miss José: Boys, now, I helped you out here. I gave you a C instead of a D. Happy?

Good African American Boy: YES!!! I GOT AN A!!!!!!

*later goes on to be the next George Washington Carver*

African American: FUCK! A C! THAT FUCKIN' RACIST

* later goes on to be the next wanna be TI *

by rockstarrrgirlie March 13, 2009

American Dollar

(n.) The currency of the United States and its' dependancies. Has been steadily increasing in power since first inception. In the mid 20th century it was approx £1= $4 as the united states became the superpower of the post-war era. The dollar peaked at £1= $.65, and is slowly dropping in value as the US begins its' economic descent, paving the way for another superpower; without a steadfast empire, no country or region can remain the superpower(s) of the world for long. Within a century of losing the empire, country will slide down the power league. This has been seen in Britain and France, and before that, the spark-empire of Spain, which was later sold cheaply to the US. This empire lasted only a short amount of time, and caused some degree of embarrassment when lost.

The american dollar will have a residual value once the US loses its' grip of around $2.5-3.5 to the sterling.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004