Alex Zielfelder

Probably plays boys volleyball
Varsity in the unified Dick sucking team
Barber fr did him wrong

Person 1: “I heard that someone is spreading STDs around the school”

Person 2: “that’s definitely Alex Zielfelder fosho”

by Andromeda1029 June 7, 2022

Alex Bah

Likes to get em when theyre young and vulnerable.

"Oi look it's alex bah that wet cunt. keep him away from the nursey"

by epicminecrafter69420 June 30, 2022

alex garwood

He has thin eyes

Boy 1:Alex can see us
Boy 2:Look at his eyes of course he can’t

Alex garwood is pretty much blind

by I am max February 17, 2022

Alex Arnold

The most sexy bad ass ever

Girl: Damn did you see Alex Arnold at school today?
Other Girls: Ya he's so sexy

by Iwatchprisonberak August 23, 2011

Alex Ovechkin

Some really ugly Russian hockey player that plays for the Caps. He made a fool out of himself at the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games, because he lost, BADLY. He can't even score a 51st goal, like Sidney Crosby can.

He is also very creepy looking.

Guy #1: "Dude, that chick is ugly"
Guy #2: "Yeah, she must be Alex Ovechkin's kid"
Guy #1: "No shit, she even has a really ugly moustache, like her daddy!"

by IhateOvechkin April 13, 2010

Alex Karev

A cocky, arrogant, honest, compassionate fictional doctor on the drama series Grey's Anatomy. He is married to Izzie Stevens (Katherine Heigl) and played by Justin Chambers.

Alex Karev loves Izzie Stevens.

Izzie Stevens loves Alex Karev.

Although at times, pompous and arrogant, Alex Karev shows a softer, more compassionate side, especially towards Izzie Stevens.

by LBertrand October 9, 2009

alex rodriguez

An over paid baseball player on the Yankees where he is a perfect fit. Possible the worst fielding third baseman in the league, but I bet it would be hard to field with a needle in your arm. Well known for slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove and getting the shit beaten out of himself by Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek.

Also see:
steroids, pussy, ballslapper

Announcer: And another error by Rodriguez, that makes 300 on the season, and it looks like it shattered his needle too.

by Red Sox rock September 1, 2005