turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

by peter palmer February 11, 2006

hot dog neck

when the roll on the front of your neck looks like a hot dog you might be Cory Rowland.

Cory Rowland's hot dog neck smells better than a poop vagina!!!

by Hot dog neck July 6, 2008

Korean neck tie

When you bring a girl home and think you’re going to get lucky but she passes out immediately so you take a dump on her neck

I brought a girl home but she passed out right away so I gave her a Korean neck tie.

by Scooter P. March 14, 2018

real pain in the neck

real pain in the neck

My brother’s a real pain in the neck. He’s so annoying.

by djavier October 6, 2017

Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.

I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.

by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012

Neck up fuck

When a person takes a face selfie because from the neck down they’re busted.

You see that girls selfie , yeah but she’s only a neck up fuck !

by Crookchaser June 17, 2019

lift ya neck

Expression to tell someone to shut up

Lynette: So the other day something crazy-
Rowi: Lift ya neck

Lynette: huh???
Rowi: Shut up

by Lifterofnecks November 23, 2017